fuks:

SKITTLES 

amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.
The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.
He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg
omfg
and old Apple computers
the apple was a rainbow 







Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg

omfg

and old Apple computers

the apple was a rainbow 

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Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』
  • 1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
  • 2. Are you tall or short?
  • 3. What’s your favorite color?
  • 4. What do you love about yourself?
  • 5. What’s your greatest flaw?
  • 6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
  • 7. What are you really, really good at?
  • 8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?
  • 9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?
  • 10. How do you spend your free time?
  • 11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
  • 12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
  • 13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
  • 14. Favorite game?
  • 15. What color is your hair?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』
  • 16. Do you believe in god?
  • 17. Is men’s rights a thing?
  • 18. Does love really exist?
  • 19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
  • 20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
  • 21. How do you feel about the school system?
  • 22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
  • 23. What is art?
  • 24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
  • 25. What happens after we die?
  • 26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?
  • 28. Is there good in everyone?
  • 29. Does apathy really exist?
  • 29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
  • 30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』
  • 31. What gender do you prefer?
  • 32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
  • 33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
  • 34. Favorite hair color?
  • 35. Favorite eye color?
  • 36. Ideal height?
  • 37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  • 38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  • 39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
  • 40. Could you fall in love online?
  • 41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
  • 42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
  • 43. Could you forgive a cheater?
  • 44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
  • 45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?
  • surprisebitch:

    i was singing along to a song that had “bitch” in the lyrics, and my parents who are religious told me “you shouldnt be saying that word!”

    and i’m just like

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    icarly2007:

    mom: i love you (:

    me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.